Sri Lankan Jokes : A Story

This is a real story of a young college girl who
passed away last month
in Kurunegala . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a
truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend
named Shankar.
Both of them are true lovers. They always used to talk on the
phone.
You can never see her without her cell phone. In fact she
also changed her SIM card
from Mobitel to Dialog, so both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.

She used spends half of the day talking with shankar.
Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar
is still very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away she always told her
friends. "If I pass away please burn me with my
cellphone" she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people couldnt carry her body,
A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn' t.Everybody had tried to carry the body, the result
was still the same.They jus could not lift the body. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of their neighbours, who could speak
with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that
Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

Shankar ..."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."
Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell you
something very important."

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar though that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and
said "don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop
this nonsense".

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang.. "see this is from Priya, see this...."
he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her
sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box. They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help
again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked
them...